what is that? Is that.? > Dave: Check the blue box. This is where you keep a lot of your crap. > => You will however contemplate bleating like a goat for IRONICALLY HUMOROUS purposes at a later date. That sort of thing only happens in stupid idiot movies for stupid idiots. While you're at it, you might as well wipe out human civilization with a meteor or something ridiculous like that which will probably never happen.
That would risk breaking them, and a world without the gift of your godly science just doesn't sound like a place you want any part of. You would never consider allowing any fluid even remotely resembling urine to touch your beloved TURNTABLES. > Dave: Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable. Neither of you really gives a shit about this game or has any intention of playing it, but you'll be damned if you'll let that get in the way of your campaign of one-upmanship. You've labeled them with your name in BOLD RED PRINT to distinguish them from your BRO's copies, who labeled his in kind. Anyway, these are your copies of the beta you received in the mail recently. You can't imagine how a video game could save someone's life, and in any case, you're quite sure no one you know is in any danger. > Dave: Get the damn beta and save your friend's life! This notion strikes you as nonsensical. What will you do? > Dave: Quickly retrieve arms from cinderblocks. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU.
You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. A cool dude like you is sure to have plenty. Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings us to your variety of INTERESTS. Your BEDROOM WINDOW is open to let some air in, and your FAN is cranked.
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